Him: Is it real?
Me: Excuse me? Is what real? My hat? Yes, it’s real.
Him: No, you’re beard. Is it real?
Me: Uhm… my beard? Of course it’s real, man! Does it look fake?
Bizarre “conversation” I had the other night. Apparently the lines were “too good” so it “must be fake.” Go figure.
your beard does look fake. it’s because you trim and clean it so carefully around the edges. natural ones are “rougher”
PS problem with “clicking” submit on the comments. need to tab over to it and hit enter in FF. wasn’t able to submit until I tried that
and that makes it fake? has the world gone mad or just me?